I Be tawkin ta muh frenz on fasebook ah da ti - Jon David

I learn a lot about people when I read what they write on facebook: their political ideals, their personalities, what mafia farm jewel bingo bullshit they want me to try, and most importantly, how ignorant they are.


Misspellings can be funny, combining words just for the "helluvit" shows some creativity. Writing phonetically when you are old enough to have children makes me want to kill you. When the word "in" is too long for you to type and you settle for just "n" I hope you get fucking finger cancer.