Repeat Offenders

King Of My Castle- Chad Errio

When my wife & I were dating, she loved MY house… When we got married, I added a huge addition that I designed for the family so it would become OUR house... As I walk around this home now, 10 years later, I have realized it has somehow become HER house. 

And I have no idea how it happened. If you took everything out of this house that my wife picked out, There would be nothing here but a leather chair, my Playstation, and a fully stocked bar…. And I just now realized that all these  things are kept in the same room of the house. The other 2000 square feet belongs to her & the kids.

I always thought if this family was a corporation, My house would be the office where I would be President, CEO, The Big Boss Man! And I am….On paper…..  Because apparently my wife has controlling stock…. Anytime the kids say “Dad, can I…?” I have to run it by the board of directors first. And unfortunately, my wife not only controls every vote, she's also in charge of accounting & purchasing….. I’d complain to Human Resources, but she took over that position too….And I’m  already in hot water because of all the sexual harassment charges that she’s filled against me.
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You could ask “Why don’t you get a second job?”… But I’m pretty sure that’s a fireable offense…… You may wonder, “If its that bad, why don’t you quit?”… But the simple truth is, I love my Boss…. She occasionally puts me in a ‘position’ I enjoy and gives me a nice ‘raise’ …. Besides, if she ever did fire me, I’d lose my nice office, all my benefits and half my pension.