The baseball team is named after a bird. Not even a cool one that kills other animals like an eagle, a hawk, or a falcon. But after a little gay red bird that eats birdseed.
The football team is is the Rams.- A SHEEP! That's basically saying "Hey, We live in Missouri. We love to f*ck sheep. We might as well have a football team that gets pounded in the ass on a weekly basis too!"
And the hockey team is the Blues...... We're so sad! It sucks that we have to live here. I know what might make us feel better! Let's take a sport that only white people play well, and name it after sad music that only black people play well! And we'll make sure the team colors are blue so not to confuse the people of Missouri.
There's that damn sheep again......
What's that? We don't have an NBA team? That's ok. We have enough crappy professional sport teams. We'll let Michael Jordan and the Wizards have that one.....
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