Monday, May 7, 2012

King Of My Castle- Chad Errio




When my wife & I were dating, she loved MY house… When we got married, I added a huge addition that I designed for the family so it would become OUR house... As I walk around this home now, 10 years later, I have realized it has somehow become HER house. 


And I have no idea how it happened. If you took everything out of this house that my wife picked out, There would be nothing here but a leather chair, my Playstation, and a fully stocked bar…. And I just now realized that all these  things are kept in the same room of the house. The other 2000 square feet belongs to her & the kids.


I always thought if this family was a corporation, My house would be the office where I would be President, CEO, The Big Boss Man! And I am….On paper…..  Because apparently my wife has controlling stock…. Anytime the kids say “Dad, can I…?” I have to run it by the board of directors first. And unfortunately, my wife not only controls every vote, she's also in charge of accounting & purchasing….. I’d complain to Human Resources, but she took over that position too….And I’m  already in hot water because of all the sexual harassment charges that she’s filled against me.

You could ask “Why don’t you get a second job?”… But I’m pretty sure that’s a fireable offense…… You may wonder, “If its that bad, why don’t you quit?”… But the simple truth is, I love my Boss…. She occasionally puts me in a ‘position’ I enjoy and gives me a nice ‘raise’ …. Besides, if she ever did fire me, I’d lose my nice office, all my benefits and half my pension.